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OMG Meg you posted "You need to fix that shit!" Thank you Andy, for basically calling me a whore. Awesome, I love you.

Also, one I forgot that Leah reminded me of, "In international waters sweet & low causes turrets." "In international waters you can shot a whale with a bow & arrow."

It is a big ass party with a bunch of AMAZING drunk people. Everyone is so happy and just having the time of their lives, musicians included. It was amazing. Time of my life. Best.vacation.ever.

Love all you ladies! You made the experience that much more enjoyable!

Alright, I'll try my best to do a recap of some of the highlights for me.

Meeting the group for the limo ride, which was SO FUN! Debbie is amazing and her lovely sister Julie is a doll! You girls rocked my world. All I have to say is... "I tagged David Ryan Harris in a note one time and I was MORTIFIED!"

I knew when Meg & I walked on the boat and Carl Mayer was THERE we were in for a wild ride. Then we walk around the corner and he's there again... oh Carl fucking Mayer.

Dinner was lovely before OSE. Some Dr. from Grey's was there, ask the other ladies cause I don't know him. I got a wee bit too drunk from the open bar and vom'd on the first night. Go me! ha. Sara B. was fantasical. And Jordin Sparks blew me away.

Friday was spent mostly on the Lido around the pool. John's welcome aboard in the shorty shorts with Carl and James Smith as his cabana boys was fantastic. Brendan James was GREAT and a really nice guy too. He could be see getting funky in the disco every night.

John's Lido show was really good. His vocals were spot on and apparently we're going to Alaska next year!

Watched Erin McCarley this night and I think she's fantastic! Super cute, so funny and great music. I really like her.

DRH that night cause me to impregnate myself. That was my first time seeing him and I loved every minute of it. Our baby will come out with mutton chops, rockin a vest and glass of wine in hand... just sexy as hell. John, Bob, Brad and Robbie joined him onstage. So it made for a total of 8 people on that itty bitty stage. AWESOME!

Went to karaoke after that and I have never seen people more into karaoke than on that boat! Dancing and singing and having the time of their lives! It was great and Ryan Shaw was excellent as host.

Disco after that where we walked in and it was so crowded I asked if John was in and I turn to my right and BAM there he is a couple feet away just dancing, drinking, rapping, himself silly.

This was the night the lovely Carl Mayer let us all know what we were in for.

Saturday took in the Management panel with John's team. Michael McDonald was there, Ina (ticket fairy), Kris (from Mick MGMT) and that bitch Ken Helie. It was extremely insightful and I'm so glad I went. Learned what's up with the FC, what happened with Gumball, just how much of John's bitch Ken Helie is, world tour starting in Nov. LOTS of stuff. It was great.

Pop trivia with Ryan Shaw after that where our team came in second place! Whoot, whoot. Unfortunately we tied with another team so we got $5 each.

Took in O.A.R. that night on the Lido and they were soooo great! I knew it was gonna be good cause I had seen them at Memphis in May the year before, but it was just on a whole other level. It probably had something to do with being on cruise ship deck, breeze blowing, floating atop the sea. But yeah, LOVE those guys. I'd like to see them back next year.

Disco after that where John and Co. came in and did the whole "international waters" routine. Every night he'd come in early one time and then late the next time when not so many people were there and he actually came back in this night and we didn't even know. Walked by to go to the bathroom and there the bitch was!

Sunday was Cabo and it was nice, but nothing like the Caribbean. I prefer those waters, much prettier and warmer.

Sailaway show was Matt Hires who was okay, nothing special. And Jessie Baylin who I just don't like.

Watched Justin Nozuka, who I really enjoyed. Great voice and music. Ryan Shaw after that who is very funny and has a phenomenal voice, it's just not my style so I didn't enjoy him all that much.

Then the best decision EVER to go and take in James Smith this evening. We had nice seats on the side and out comes Johnny to intro James and tell us to stick around for an open mic comedy night where he would also be performing. James was hilarious! I love him cause he's so obnoxious and just doesn't care... he says it. It was great! Then comes John who just rocked my flippin world with his standup. I would have paid the entire price of the cruise for this night of comedy alone. Greatest time EVER. Then he does the open mic night and gives away $800, it was very funny. Then Carl fucking Mayer gets up there to tell his gangbang story. Total insanity.

John said it was one of the most fun nights of his life and I could tell, he was just having a blast. We were on the side of the stage were he was standing when Carl was on and he was just freaking out. It was just so fun! I'm pretty sure he did the whole thing just to get Carl up there, it was great.

A lot of people were offended or turned off by John and/or Carl, but I LOVE them both for just being themselves. I do not know two people who are more okay with who they are and I find it refreshing and love it. I can't say it enough. So many people are scared to just be themselves and these guys are just who they are. No apologies and they're okay with who they are and don't try to hide it. It's great.

DRH after that, which was GREAT again. JM joined him. As did all the other guys. They were all doing shots and it was ton of fun. Got pregnant again, so now I'm having twins.

I don't think John came to the disco tonight, he was DJing in his private party and they were pulling people from the disco to the party.

Monday was Sixthman panel which was also really insightful and great. Artist vs. Artist trivia was really funny. James Smith hosted and the lead singer of O.A.R. and drummer played Robbie from JM's band and Brian from Guster. After that went to Justin Nozuka's songwriting panel, which was also cool. Loved him acoustic and to hear about his writing process.

Played flipcup, where we lost. But it was okay. Huge audience for it! Probably cause Guster and O.A.R. were playing one another.

My JM show from the 2nd row was tonight and it flippin RULED! He was so happy and talking up a storm. He stopped in the middle of the show for an audience Q&A. It was just great. He had the time of his life on this cruise, which makes it all much better! He signed my poster and stole my sharpie.

After that went to the disco where JM dj'd until almost 5 a.m. We left for a while and listened to the end of Guster and O.A.R. while we drank some water. That was funny! Also when we were leaving the disco JM ran past us, he was jogging circles for some reason.

Went back to the disco after that where John would randomly stop the music or yell at us and remind us that we were on his boat and we would dance to his music. It was funny to hear him rapping and see him dancing. He was having a great time. He played "Don't Stop Believing" twice where he used the smoke machine to the point none of us could see shit.

All the bands were in there tonight and everyone was just going crazy having the best time ever.

Stalking was much less than I anticipated, I'm proud to say. It was just an all around amazing time.

I'm still uploading pics and videos, so I'll post those when they're done.

Any questions feel free to ask. I'm sure one of us that went could answer for you. This isn't the greatest review, but everything is swaying and I'm exhausted and I can't fucking wait until next year! It will take me on my death bed to miss this cruise ever again!